ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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