I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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