My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us�
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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