Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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