Define "chronic" masturbator.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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