Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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