PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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