A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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