i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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