Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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