I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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