I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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