She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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