Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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