1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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