my vag is so smooth its legendary
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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