There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Randomize
