u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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