Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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