This girl is more easily done than said...
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
this hospital has no fireball
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
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