Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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