Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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