Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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