When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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