I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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