They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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