i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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