"it" just moved
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
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