bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Randomize
