Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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