I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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