Don't look now but I am in class with a mixed drink
Don't look now but my prof just asked me if I was drinking a screwdriver
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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