I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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