69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
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