So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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