So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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