Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
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