And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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