I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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