new low.... made out with someone while peeing
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
NoShamevember. You game?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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