There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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