Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
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