He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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