we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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