it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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