I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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