Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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