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WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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