I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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