I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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